On Asking Directions From An Irishman

He spake thus:

"Do you know where the Moira Roundabout is? Right then, well you wouldn't go that way. You'd go the other way up the Dromore Road to Roundabout Fifteen. There you take left and go about a mile until you come to a large hill. Go down the hill. Now when you come up the other side of that hill you'll be in town. Now I can't remember if it's the second light or the third light, but at one of the lights you'll see a stone fence. If you'll just take a wee right at the only road past that fence, you'll come to the train station and see a car park. Now you wouldn't park in that car park because it is much too dear. So if you'll circle back around to the other side of the train station, go back up the street you just came down and go completely around the roundabout, you'll see a free car park. The best thing to do would be to park there and walk back."